Wrong Number :

 

I don't even remember who I was trying to call

When I heard a strange lady say "How do you do?"

I said "Sorry, wrong number, you have a nice day"

She said "Wait baby, you sound kinda cute"

She told me she was shaving in front of her mirror

I felt so horny as she described what she saw

Then she told me her address and said "Come on over"

I had no choice, my mouth said "Sure"

 

The voice in my head

"Wrong number, wrong number"

I can still hear it, it said :

"Wrong number, wrong number"

 

I made my way to the seedy part of town

The streets were as misty as I was randy

I went to a phonebox and told her I was nearly there

She said "Yeah, whatever, just bring some candy" (Just like that)

When she opened her door she didn't look like I expected

But I was still glad I came

I hesitated...just for a moment

Then I went in all the same

 

The voice in my head

"Wrong number, wrong number"

I can still hear it, it said :

"Wrong number, wrong number"

 

There were weird pictures all over her walls

One had my name on it, which I thought was kinda spooky

I shuddered when she told me the kinda clubs she goes to

Then she sat next to me and put on a dirty movie

We kissed and kissed, I was pretty inexperienced

So naturally I was over the moon

5 minutes after she opened my zip

I said "Let's go to the bedroom"

 

The voice in my head

"Wrong number, wrong number"

I can still hear it, it said :

"Wrong number, wrong number"

 

She somehow knew just what to do

And I've never had better since

But when I offered to do the same back to her

That's when she told me, I shoulda seen the hints

I said "You're joking" like it was rehearsed in my mind

She said "Hey, you can still score"

I said "But what about what's round the corner?"

She said "There ain't nothin' there any more"

 

I said "Sorry, er, lady, but I just gotta get the hell outta here"

I gave her a firm handshake and then I was gone

 

The voice in my head

"Wrong number, wrong number"

I can still hear it, it said :

"Wrong number, wrong number"

 

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